The Singing Toilets

The sprite bottle in my hands was unable to rest.The clear liquid with sparkling bubbles was tempting me, while my tongue rolled around in an effort to reach the bottle's mouth and give it a tight-lipped kiss - thereby it would feel some heaven.

The sun was was waging a losing battle, but still was beating up the bus with a fierce force, the dusty road made the traveling worse, it was a difficult one to decide, but i had to make the move.



I twisted open the bottle cap and it gave out a sweet sound - releasing the gas inside. It was a simple kiss - and the throat blessed me.



The bus swayed right and left gently and entered the 'Motel'. I got out for an important conversation with the nature and i sensed a sour smell coming from the other corner - i proceeded towards it.

As i was about to get nearer, i took a deep breath and held on - with a hope of supporting enough oxygen to keep my brain functioning- before i would faint off there.

I entered the specially designed rectangular cubical, stood there and P***ed a beautiful parabola, i felt the cool wind blew through my zipper - though thankful, i could imagine how that wind would have smelled. I zipped back, turned quickly and moved away gasping for air, it was a straining exercise - and i hated p***ing every time there.



Meanwhile a vendor over the other end - switched on the sound system, it was a nice song from the movie 'Mayavi', i started making steps towards the bus and i heard strange voices behind me...



The vendor switched to a next song - this time too it followed me, i stood there puzzled - questioning myself -what the hell is this?

The newly switched song " Ulaga Nayaganey.." from Dasavatharam was echoing and i could hear about twelve to fifteen times the same line with a minute gap of few Milli-seconds.


My brain started working on this, and found the answer - the sound system was in exact opposite position to the `toilet-cubicals` and the echo had a strange effect on me, i felt the toilets were singing in their own voice and Himesh's music was already being pissed over.



Well, if the Beauty (of - Walt Disney's`Beauty and the Beast` fame ) can have a speaking tea-pot, a pendulum clock and co. - i wondered,why not singing toilets..!!

~ You know, fairy god-mother is as insane as a wet cat.